Memo to all staff :
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H..I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already..
If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training. (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

Congrats...

....How to have everything with nothing!***************************************************
Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok" Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."President: "Ah, in that case...ok" This is how business is done!!

Moral: You can have anything even if you have nothing to begin with.

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Im Backkkkk huhu...
Time to face reality after all that workshop ive attended this week
U know wat! It Felt good to be out of the office, felt like i need more of those feelings...
Alrite take care...More pictures will be uploaded ~Insyallah~

Its been awhile ive not seen my gang hehehe...and guess wat they are all back bt im sure it will be hard for them to go out as they have other commitments and all..bt oh well, im sure they will make time for socialising with our group hehehe...

Have a nice day y'all

Rodz and Aimi starring the show hehehe..tebalik~ wahahaha...nice to meet u ladies...
Have a nice day y'all

Have a nice day y'all
Cukup sudah ku katakan utk sekiam kali aku sayang ice cream...

Nazirah along side with Ying delivering a presentation on Solid Waste Management...go to Ranoadidas.com for more information...

its been awhile Nazirah..

Its been awhile we have not played futsal, when was the last time guys? hehehe...Well is good to be back in "training" and this is a good to get our touches back especially me, sigh! hahaha...dun let the word "aging" get into you...we still young at heart...took some good action pics of us, just want to share with u all...tho i didnt manage to take all, especially to those in my team...sorry

Have a ni ce day y'all

Image taken from anakbrunei.org...click here to see more

Didnt took alot of pics@Dini for no reason at all hehehe.....enjoy

Have a nice day y'all

Have a nice day y'all

Have a nice day y'all

Pity i didnt watch the whole match especially 2 goals from Ronaldo in 2 minutes..amazing hehehe..so where does Man Utd sit atm? top? hehe...just want to keep it simple, congrats to Man Utd...

Pictures taken from Espn Soccernet

a FreeLance, practising my shooting skills hehe... Her Official wedding photographer is Pause

Coming Soon...

Have a nice day y'all
Congrats Ka

How ur going to spend ur last day Raya2007...Have u visited ur cousins. relatives. friends. ??? If not better think of doing so because it will be another 12 months to go for the next raya to come *insyallah*

So All, Raya2007 will officially end today@1800hrs *magrib*

Wow~ its been awhile i have not updated my blog hehe...went down to Miri for conference on Friday so had to stay in KB for the night. Unfortunately i dun really have a laptop so i didnt have any access to the net...Came back this afternoon...and i felt like i had a holiday and u know wat~?~ i really had fun, it was away from the office, away from Brunei & away from my surroundings pressure *u'll get wat i mean*

Didnt want to come back at first wanted to continue a night more down there, it just feels good hehehe...i think i really need sometime off, go for a holiday just sit down somewhere do nothing, watching other ppl passing by, thinking of wat they are thinking, watching those ppl putting their heads down *i guess feeling down* figuring out wat is their next steps...oooooowh~ thats a lot to say~ but i got no time...anyway i came back to Bandar because of cousin's wedding that night *malam bebadak* and today would be her Wedding day, so i can't wait to see...took some few pictures during that night and guess wat, finally i met Eyan *Pause by bald*, kewl dude and knows what he is talking about...

COMING SOON...

1.2nd LNG Borneo Conference
2.Raya@Elia's in conjunction with Dini's Bday
3.Raya@Family5533
4.Scenery Pics

Not in order, so if i have the mood it will be up there hehehe...
For now, take care and will blog soon...

*complication makes things complicated*

Have a nice day y'all

Have a nice day y'all

Have a nice day y'all
Cant wait to hangout with y'all again, its been ages...hehe
No surprises ok~ wahahaha...sekalinya the next thing i know u r on the phone pakai line Brunei hahaha

U dare to touch me again..Ill bite u~ Im sleeping u know, we sleep 18hrs a day... Have a nice day y'all
especially to u too Feeza Bingz

Where was O'shea?
Anderson: Told u to keep away from me!!!!
Toure:Wat did i do? Rooney: Nothing! Wat did u do?
Wenger: We celebrate tonite at ur place? Gallas: No we do it now!
Have a nice day y'all

Other Results:-
Arsenal2 - 2Manchester U.
Aston Villa2 - 0Derby County
Everton3 - 1Birmingham C.
Fulham3 - 1Reading
Middlesbrough1 - 1Tottenham H.
Newcastle U.1 - 4Portsmouth
Wigan Athletic0 - 2Chelsea
Blackburn R.0 - 0Liverpool